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Mansplaining in the House of Hatrack

Shiny and chrome but hollow on the inside.
Shiny and chrome but hollow on the inside.

WinnieTheWoot and I were cleaning out one side of the kitchen pantry yesterday. I was sitting on the floor pulling stuff out and handing it to her so we could start with a clean slate and get everything re-organized. That’s when I found this guy and held him up over my head for her to see.


Gingerbread Man (me in a high voice): Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.

WtW: You can’t run, you’re just a cookie cutter.

GM: So you’re saying I’m just like every other man?

WtW: Yeah.

GM: Let me explain to you why you’re wrong.

WtW: Fist bump.

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