Holy god, Jezzies, heaven on a plate: Maple Bacon Muffins with Crumbled Bacon Glaze
The entire site, dedicated to recreating "mid-century" recipes (i.e., lots of mayonnaise and jello!), is wonderful and very funny—NPR linked it a week or two ago and I lost hours going through the archives, alternating between being horrified, fascinated, and occasionally both at once. But I think this recipe has achieved the pinnacle of human perfection. SO. GOOD. OMG.