JK all wine makes me slutty.

Or am I the only one who feels the need to drink on a weeknight because for Lent, I am (I shit you not) giving up drinking on weeknights. This may sound like I'm half-assing it, but this is a big give up for me. I'm also giving up takeout food, so, you know, little things.

Anyway, tonight I'm getting sloshed and redoing my OKStupid profile, because it has been pointed out to me by some of my friends that it doesn't reflect me very well. WHO WANTS TO HELP? WHAT SHOULD PROSPECTIVES KNOW ABOUT SHINY? Decision I will regret later: my username is sportsgal2004 (and for those who get it, it's a Bill Simmons reference. And a Red Sox reference. This part of the post will self destruct upon sobering up a bit).

AND WHO ELSE IS GETTING TIPSY ON A TUESDAY?

ETA: Additional thought: WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE GUY STOP MESSAGING ME AFTER I SWEAR? Are guys really so offended by a lady who swears that it's such a huge turnoff? I considered stopping swearing in messages, but FUCK IT THAT'S HOW I TALK.

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