Are you a person with taste who thinks that Guardians of the Galaxy looks like it's going to be fun as hell and that Chris Pratt makes your pants feel good?


Or Zoe Saldana, as the case may be?


How would you like to drive to your local IMAX to watch the first 17 minutes of the still-unfinished Guardians on July 7th?

Marvel, go home. You're drunk. Yes, I want to see this movie right now. Just give me the movie now. I'm not going to go all the way to a theater to watch 17 minutes of a movie I can see in a month. And by that I mean I'm totally looking to see if this is screening near me.

Are you happy now, Marvel? This is what you've reduced me to.

I'll let Starlord handle my reaction:


And take us out, Peter Serafinowicz: