seriously, don't read if you can't stand bodily functions. Just don't.

I'm on a bus, 30 min from home, and just vomited into my takeout container, which overflowed onto the seat next to me. I only had 2 drinks over 3 1/2 hours. God, I'm so embarrased. And the Chinese student in the seat behind me just handed me a tissue. God. *hides head in shame*