I'm fucking weird, I know. But today, for whatever reason, I miss Dennis Farina. Not in a sobbing-buckets-of-tears sort of way, but I have a deep respect for his ability to deliver insults. He was a true master of snark, a paragon of pith.

I've yet to find a new insult guru, but Peter Capaldi is edging his way in. Asshole remarks with a Scottish accent? Double yes.

So in my quest for a new hero, I turn to you to find out who your dickish-retort heroes are. Suggestions?