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Matt Damon's Bedazzled Speedo Got An Emmy Nomination!!!!! PRAISE SUPER HEAVEN


What thrilling news!!!! The speedo has worked a long time in Hollywood, and it's great to see it's finally getting recognition.


This should make the Red Carpet interesting. I hear the speedo is now actually dating the Victoria's Secret Million Dollar Fantasy Bra. I wonder if they will show up together and walk the red carpet?

Also—star this post if you agree with me, that Matt Damon should wear this outfit on Emmy night.

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