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MAUHAHHAHAHHA This, apparently, is how to get in my (and every other woman's) pants

What the fuck is this?

Step 1 to seduction—invite a lady over before the date.

Step 2 —show up at the door with no shoes and half a glass of wine.

Step 3— ask her to take off her shoes

Step 4 — Give her wine.

Step 5— Profit!! (with your penis!!)

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