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Dear Virgins,

No! No! If you really need pictures of this, take them your damn self! Or do what people have been doing since video cameras have been commercially accessable and set up a damn tripod. A photographer with any dignity will not direct your awkward sexing for you. Maybe your wedding party can gift you Photoshop lessons so you can make them tasteful.


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