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Meanwhile, in the Lesbian Shitasses Fantasy Football League...

  • Burt Reynolds Dream Warriors has a tough draw, as they have the most projected points (95.96) in the league among teams predicted to lose this week.
  • Belicheck Yourself scored 56.28 points last week, the lowest mark in the league.
  • By exceeding their projected score by 74.5%, Sacks in the City was tops in the league in that category last week.
  • With a margin of 0.84 points, IkeaGrillers is projected to win by the fewest points in the league this week.
  • Suffragette City Cat Ladies (editor's note: YAY ME!) is projected to win by 58.22 points, the largest margin in the league this week.
  • Machaca Tacos may have caught a scheduling break, as they have the lowest projected score (89.06) in the league for a team predicted to win this week.
  • The high for points in the league last week went to Machaca Tacos, who put up 138.08.
  • By scoring just 66.5% of their point projection last week, Belicheck Yourself recorded the lowest mark in the league in that category.
  • Sacks in the City is projected to score 129.26 points this week, the highest total in the league.
  • With a projection of 55.08 points this week, SMMO's Legion of Womb has the lowest total in the league.
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