How hard can it be for a girl to get some non-creepy, consensual, NSA lovin' around here?! I live in a major fucking city, and yet I've been having a shit time getting someone to let me come over and dance the lambada on their naughty bits. I'm even a switch-hitter, one of those crazy bisexuals you've heard about! But noooooooo- I've got twice as many fish in the sea and yet I can't catch anything except wannabe JAWS sharks and those darn puffer fish that will kill you if you don't cook them just right. All I want is cuddles and a good shag ;_; Is that so much to ask?