Some of the women in my law school have taken to writing haikus about law school and feminism on Facebook. I'm not sharing theirs, because I haven't asked and I don't want to doxx anyone, but they're fun. Make haikus with me?

"Make me a sandwich"

Dude you can find the kitchen

I'm watching Netflix.

and

Law school dude be like

"Hey lady can you cook good?"

Fuck patriarchy.

What's your mid-day feminist haiku?