So I guess there was a pipeline leak in Alabama or something, which caused a gas panic around here and long-ass lines at gas stations. Now we have an actual gas shortage caused by an imaginary gas shortage. And the govenor said, “Don’t Panic!” which of course caused everyone to panic. Sigh. It took an hour and a half to get a pizza because none of the drivers scheduled to work were able to get gas today. DUMBASSES.