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Millions of Peaches; Peaches for Me

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If my children will ever PUT THEIR DAMN CLOTHES ON we will be heading out to the peach orchard to get sunburned and sticky and come home with more peaches than I will know what to do with. And I'm not really a fan of peaches. And these will be so ripe that the ones at the bottom of the bags will be completely squashed by the time we get home. (Those are the ones destined for puree.) But we'll make ice-cream, and smoothies and popsicles and other stuff and have a good ol' time. Their father promised them a trip yesterday since he had the day off, but then didn't take them. So I get to instead, so that they aren't disappointed and don't feel that their parents break their promises.

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So, what are the plans for all my GT loves today?

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