Before I begin, I'd like to point out that I am also a dirty hippie. I have no problem with avoiding GMOs, only using soap on the essential areas of anatomy, pissing on a compost heap, brewing your own kimchi, all that jazz. Hell, I wash my face with honey infused with herbs I picked myself.


There are some crazy people out there.

People who want to use coconut oil as an SPF on a baby.

People who refuse antibiotics for an ongoing/worsening infection.

People who think that onions absorb toxins.

People who think contact with icky chemical products (aka conventional body care) will poison them instantly.

I just.....ugh.