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So I got a call from this guy who's coordinating a conference I'm going to, and to my surprise, he didn't sound like the schlubby middle-aged guy I always imagined him to be!* No, instead this guy sounds young and nice and kind of hot.

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So in the interest of procrastination and being a creep, I try to look him up on facebook, and lo! He is, indeed, a very attractive male around my age! He's not the guy in the above photograph, obviously, but there was a similar kind of hair thing going on, and the limited purview was enough to pique my interest.

So I keep scrolling down, looking at his music and such, and so far so good. Decent taste, nothing terrible. Keep scrolling down....

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down...

down...

down...

until finally I hit his books. There are only two, an economics textbook and this:

Illustration for article titled (Mis)adventures in social media
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HAHAHAHAHA NOPE.

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And THAT, my friends, is why you shouldn't go creeping around on random people's social media. Lesson learned. Good night.

*Not that there is anything wrong with schlubby middle-aged guys. Some of them are pretty awesome.

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