I feel like there's a 100% chance this has been posted here already, but I just found them and I have spent the last 15 minutes wiping tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard. Brought to us via The Toast, these are possibly the most hilarious things I've ever seen. They just go completely left field half the time!

Here are a few of my favourites:

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
And then landed on some men
And trampled them with her hooves

Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir; yes, sir;
Kill all men

Hush, little baby, don't say a word
Ever; your sister is talking

Hickory, dickory, dock
You know what this rhymes with
And what we'll do to it.
And you won't like it.

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As I said, most of them are completely nonsensical and obviously a joke/satire, but here's the requisite disclaimer anyway: I do not want to kill all men. This is a parody of the straw feminist caricature. Also, READ THE COMMENTS! They are also awesome.

Giggle away!