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My Open Question: What are some lyrics you’ve misheard?

Friend’s submissions:

“’I’m blue I would beat off a guy if I were green I would die I would pee on a guy I’m in need of a guy.’ Actual lyrics ‘I’m blue badeda badadeda badeda badadeda badadeda badade...’”


“’I feel my load is blue.’ From Katy Perry’s ‘Legendary Lovers.’ The lyrics are really; ‘I feel my lotus bloom.’”

“’Pure Imagination’ from Willy Wonka has been horribly turned into a song about ‘premature ejaculation.’ Instead of ‘we’ll begin with a spin’ I even mishear it as ‘we’ll begin... Oops I jizzed.’”


“’Moving On Up’ by M People has always been ‘Move it Donald Duck’”

“’Snap yo fingers.’ Every time I hear ‘snap your bibles, do your scales’”

“In ‘Love the Way You Lie,’ the lyric is ‘there is still life in my windpipe’ and I keep hearing ‘there’s a steel knife in windpipe’”


“In the song ‘Stitches.’ I hear ‘beat it till I can’t breathe.’”

My Submission: Whenever I hear “Hark the Herald Angels Sing.” I always hear “With angelic hosts proclaim” as “Let the jealous hoes complain.”

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