What are yours?

I zoned out on Angel Eyes by Love and Theft and then I heard

She’s got that something, that sexy innocence, she must be heaven sent

as

She’s got that something, that sexy innocence, she must be having sex

and went "whaaaaaat? Those are terrible lyrics."

Also, from Bad Romance,

'Cause I'm a free bitch baby!

as

'Cause I'm a freak bitch baby!

Of course, nothing will ever trump

"Hit me with your pet shark."

eta: Apparently, Jenna has a lot more...http://groupthink.jezebel.com/scuse-me-while…