What are yours?
I zoned out on Angel Eyes by Love and Theft and then I heard
She’s got that something, that sexy innocence, she must be heaven sent
as
She’s got that something, that sexy innocence, she must be having sex
and went "whaaaaaat? Those are terrible lyrics."
Also, from Bad Romance,
'Cause I'm a free bitch baby!
as
'Cause I'm a freak bitch baby!
Of course, nothing will ever trump
"Hit me with your pet shark."
eta: Apparently, Jenna has a lot more...http://groupthink.jezebel.com/scuse-me-while…