Me walking the dog today —

“ohh, you want to go inside baby?”

Dude neighbor on balcony I was walking near —

“umm err ahh ohh you mean the dog. nevermind”

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Like, dude, what did you expect? Do you think rando women are going to see you perched on your balcony and suggest sex? Also, I was speaking on a somewhat baby-voice tone because that’s how I talk to my dog. Weird that you responded to that.