Me walking the dog today —
“ohh, you want to go inside baby?”
Dude neighbor on balcony I was walking near —
“umm err ahh ohh you mean the dog. nevermind”
Like, dude, what did you expect? Do you think rando women are going to see you perched on your balcony and suggest sex? Also, I was speaking on a somewhat baby-voice tone because that’s how I talk to my dog. Weird that you responded to that.