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Moar Things I Found For The Amazon Wishlist

Thanks for listening when I did my earlier depression post. There's an update but, for right now, I'm back to my regular random postings. I have really never paid attention to Amazon before the wishlist feature was discovered. All I can say is that I really love the feature. I'm the type of person that when someone asks "What do you want for (insert gift giving day)?" I immediately say "nothing" without even thinking for a minute. It taken a minute just to get to the baby step of asking for help.

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Looking up ridiculous items(like here) to go with items that I actually do want have been so much fun. I shared the list to Facebook and I received 3 text messages asking what the hell was I going to do with a tank. (Which I replied: Hey, don't complain people that I am actually telling you I want something. I can go back to saying nothing but you complain about that too.) This entire thing is perfect to let my family/friends know that yes I'm weird and here are the things that show it.

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The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set with Unique Red Holder Designed By Raffaele Iannello

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This knife set is the best thing to ever exist. I can just pretend to be the female Dexter exactly my revenge on exes that have torn my heart to shreds. Which, now that I think about it, is a little creepy. Okay, it's disturbing. Whatever, still cool.


The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual

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Like you, I have always wanted to be Batman. This training manual is the second step for to achieving everybody's dream of becoming Batman(First step: Going to your local costume store and buying a Batman costume.) Hopefully, my lacking of several characteristics for Batman like being a cis heterosexual white male with billions of dollars won't hinder my ability to be the Batman.


Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

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It has 141 functions.....ONE HUNDRED FORTY ONE FUNCTIONS! This is the ultimate in ultimate survival tools. I have no idea what the other 140 functions are but I know the one function I do know about...let's just say the world should watch out. This would go nicely with the taser flashlight my dad brought brought me.


Garrett Metal Detector Ace 250 Metal Detector #1139070

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I have a confession to make: I'm not really allowed to touch the metal detector wand at work because of my habit to go "OOO SHINY, LET'S SEE IF IT'S METAL!" I know I should learn to control myself but I can't help it. It detects shiny things that are metal. I am attracted to shiny things. So when I am not at work, this metal detector will help me look for more shiny things until someone calls the cops because I am in their house detecting metal shiny things.


Mary Frances 11-397 Night Owl Shoulder Bag

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There is a God because who else would let a bag such as this one exist?


That's it for today's edition of things I added. As I keep adding things (mainly books) the flaws in the wishlist feature start showing. If I could figure out a way to better organize the list then it would be perfect.

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Did you find or buy anything of note from Amazon lately?

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