Can you describe for us a moment you experienced today that encapsulates what the rest of your day was like?

I'll start: Today, I had a moment when I was coughing and hiccuping at the same time. As if that weren't enough, I also had an eyelash in my eye, which I was trying to get out. Picture a woman poking at her eye while her trunk jerks back and forth and loud bark-coughs escape her mouth. That, my dears, is a perfect distillation of my day.

How about you?