I know that having kidlets is difficult, but to make your lives easier I present a bunch of new nursery rhymes to lull your wee ones to sleep with!
My personal fave:
Mistress Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With cockle-shells, and silver bells,
And male skulls all in a row.
but here is a whole page of them! http://the-toast.net/2014/04/03/eve…/
may all our children grow up to be feminist killjoys <3
also i found this on in one of the older posts of misandry lullabyes that was eeirly appropriate to my life - i went to an all girl's sleepaway camp where, every night, the oldest girls sang the original version of this (Day is done, gone the sun, from the lakes, from the hills, from the sky, all is well, safely rest, goodnight) but this one is much better Day is done,
Gone the son,
From the lake, from the hills, from the sky.
All is well, safely rest,
Girls are nigh.