This is me today. Because someone thought a holiday should be celebrated on a Monday with cookouts, drinks and backyards. (This particular backyard included chickens, and who knew, I love chickens? They're adorable! OK, seriously, they looked like these strawberry blonde pretties and

who wouldn't want to hang out and get drunk with that and scratch their little necks?)

ETA: Also, fencing guys are here. Pretty-fencing-employee has been replaced by, um, less pretty fencing employee. I am not amused at this bait & switch.