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Monday's Daily Dump b/c Flarfenfoofenoogan was busy and I need practice!

Monday presented some compelling evidence for important "court cases" on Group Think!

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Court Case: The World v. Miley Cyrus

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The first evidence presented in this case was Burt’s Live Blog of the VMAs. Then we heard compelling testimony from many sides, including Zemarsea-Urchin's presentation of Another Pop Princess Goes over to the No list, Korra’s start of a letter to Miley, NinjaCate’s Solidarity is For Miley Cyrus: The Racial Implication of Her VMA Performance. With all these and the many other opinions of Group Thinkers involved, Judge Judy ruled that we are ordered to check out the Musical Cleanse offered by polka.shorts and agrees with Cassiebearrawr that the bears were totally weird. She thinks Miley is a closeted Furry-lover, too.

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Court Case: Group Think v. The World

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Summary of this Case: Group Thinkers go back to school, both as teachers and students, and kick some serious ass on the first day.

Evidence: FluterDale returned for her first day and already has a case of the Mondays, iteatsyoustartingwithyourbottom finished her first day with pumping some iron, Delicateddisarray is going to give us updates on Library School and SaintRidley has been proven to not be a danger to the students!

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Conclusion: Group Thinkers are smarter than the world. SorrynotSorry.

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While these cases have been the big news, we’ve had other friends outside the circus who need our help! JinxieJade is working on starting a cooking blog & Ad_infinitum is looking for a good apartment dog while they both continue the search for employment! Conclusion: Excellent use of time while on the job hunt!

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Finally, the court recognized some important holidays: rawrglicious had her birthday yesterday and There-Was-A-Star-Danced received a rocking birthday present 3 weeks early! Greenheart attended her friend’s wedding over the weekend & it was drama free (we’re all a little disappointed, but very happy for your friend and that you had a stress-free weekend!).

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BTW: I had the time this morning and thought I'd give it a go so Tuesday's person wasn't backed up hugely. Sorry for all the great things I forgot- it's my first go and I wanted to practice for my ACTUAL first time on Wednesday.

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