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Monday Scumday

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.


I had to be at the airport at 5 AM only to miss my flight by ONE MINUTE because Midway is the worst fucking airport on the planet. I didn't sleep at all and had to rush from the airport to work and now I'm at work and I want to be home so I can shower and sleep and watch Game of Thrones since now I know they fucked up the sex scene I would have otherwise been excited for (as in I thought the book version was steamy). Anyway the accounting department gave me $75 because they forgot to give me a raise. So that's nice, considering I just shoveled out $60 for airport parking. And traveling always gives me the worst acne breakouts. My face is just a big mess right now. I need to remember that my obnoxious back pack is just not the best for airport travel, even though it is the coolest bag ever. You can't fit much in there. And I look like a lost preteen.

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