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Moooooom. Pay attention to me!

Look at that cute face. How could anyone not love this face? This is the world's sweetest kitty.

Also, after two days and 4 naps, I think I'm finally over the hangover from hell. Never. Drinking. Again. I wish I had $ for chinese delivery tonight, but I don't, plus I have food in the fridge. I just really don't want that food. I want hot & sour soup and chicken with string beans in a black bean sauce. Of course there's no decent chinese delivery around here. How is it that a city as big as Chicago doesn't have ONE DECENT CHINESE RESTAURANT THAT DELIVERS TO ME? It's mind-boggling. So it doesn't matter that I don't have the money.

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