New one up right here! There were a lot of people who loved them the last time they were mentioned.

The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again
There he was culled
by his larger
and more genetically fit female mate
She harvested his nutrients to feed herself
and she was right to do it.

And as always, Mallory Ortberg is my sun and stars and moon of my life.