Met a somewhat interesting guy online; we've been chatting back and forth.
Him: Blah blah blah, ok sweetheart?
Me: No "sweetheart," please
Him: Oh, I'm not really a sweetheart person either. So what should I call you? Moon? Caf?
Me: How about Mooncaf? That is my name.
Him: .....I like Caf better. I think I'm going to call you that.
Well thanks, dude. I'll rename you while we're at it. Your new name is Edward.