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Welcome To The Bitchery

Met a somewhat interesting guy online; we've been chatting back and forth.

Him: Blah blah blah, ok sweetheart?

Me: No "sweetheart," please

Him: Oh, I'm not really a sweetheart person either. So what should I call you? Moon? Caf?

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Me: How about Mooncaf? That is my name.

Him: .....I like Caf better. I think I'm going to call you that.

Well thanks, dude. I'll rename you while we're at it. Your new name is Edward.

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