Met a somewhat interesting guy online; we've been chatting back and forth.

Him: Blah blah blah, ok sweetheart?

Me: No "sweetheart," please

Him: Oh, I'm not really a sweetheart person either. So what should I call you? Moon? Caf?

Me: How about Mooncaf? That is my name.

Him: .....I like Caf better. I think I'm going to call you that.

Well thanks, dude. I'll rename you while we're at it. Your new name is Edward.