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Okay, this message takes the cake. From a 56 year old dude with whom I have 0% match and 90% enemy:

I might be a little older than the guys you usually go with, but you seem like an open minded girl so you should give it a try. I mean, youre older than the girls I usually go for, so there's that.
I want to take you out and show you a good time. I know of this Long John Silvers in Kent that has the best seafood in the whole Seattle area. I will buy you anything off of the kids menu.

This guy knows his way to a lady's heart. Is this a troll account? It's so silly, it has to be.


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