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Mornin', y'all

Is anybody else up? I was sleeping through pretty dang well when a big, jerk black cat started flopping around on me and licking my hand. :P (That’d be Buster, he of the nubbin tail.)

Now, I’m up watching some Walking Dead and taking Buzzfeed quizzes.

Me, when a Buzzfeed quiz says something negative about me: These stupid quizzes. What kinda idiots write these things?


Me, when I get a result that says I’m basically a genius with an awesome personality, a great sense of humor, and a sweet ass to boot: How can they see right into my soul?! These algorithms are amazing, I tell ya!

How are you guys doing this fine Th.?

(Oh, also? I’m pretty convinced that any food you eat between 2 am and 6 am doesn’t actually count, right? :D)

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