So, I follow a blog on Tumblr called WTFFanFiction. It’s a hilarious blog with excerpts of terrible fanfiction writing.

Now, although these posts were made a few years ago, a couple friends reblog them every so often, because the lists are just astounding.

One list is called: “Things Used in Fanfiction as Lube & Condoms.”

My favorites:

(Lube)

3. Crushed Doritoes

27. Deep Heat (like the hot part of IcyHot)

44. Olive Oil with Flakes of Oregano

76. Pages from a Book

180. Questionable, Mysterious Green Alleyway Slime.

208. The Concept of Social Lubricant.

(Condoms)

1. Banana Peel

2. Chip Bag

6. Poison Ivy

34. Ziploc Bag

The full list is here:

The second list is “Words Used to Describe Genitals” (in fanfiction):

Among my favorites:

(Penis)

40. Magical Man Noodle

63. Thing That Looks Like an Exclamation Point.

75. Beef Bazooka

163. Thick Half-Pounder Anaconda from Space.

(Vagina)

11. Gates of Versailles

48. Gay Man’s Nemesis

(Other)

4. (Boobs) Spongy Love Mountains

68. Down There

The full list is here:

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So what are the most appalling, or the most hilarious to you?