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Morning, day, and night sickness

Or, how tf am I gonna function as a pregnant lady?

So I’m in the “I can smell everything and it all makes me wanna puke” stage of pregnancy. Also known as the “im hungry but also ready to puke” stage of pregnancy. I hope it’s a stage. As in... stage that friggin ends. We’ll see.

I also have a nasty sore throat and low grade fever, so. Great! (Not strep, got it tested)


For now I’ll just be drinking this Gatorade through a straw and munching on saltines while I have waves of FEED ME NOW, ALL OF IT hunger and IF U COME NEAR ME WITH FOOD OR ANY SMELLS I’LL END YOU type nausea.

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