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Morning OT

Guys I went to a wedding on Saturday, got drunk, danced (threw up a little at the end) and now my solar plexus really hurts. I am obviously convinced I have broken something or maybe have a horrible disease that will kill me. In better news one of my oldest bestest friends is going to be a father and he’s so cute, he asked me to be involved (we don’t do Godparents as we aren’t religious as a group but sort of ad hoc aunt position) and I am so excited. This kid will be taller than me by 9.

How are you today?


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