How is everyone this morning?

Let’s talk about the inane things you take as omens or signs. (Or talk about something else. Choose your own adventure!)

Any time I get my eyebrows looking both nice *and* mostly symmetrical, I think “Yes! Today will be a good day!” Conversely, if they look like I let my husband do them, I basically write off the whole day. I’m pretty sure there’s no correlation (besides the impact on my mood), nevertheless I think this every time.

What kinds of metaphorical tea leaves are you reading, GT? Or are you a logical, reasonable person who is laughing at the whole idea?