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Morning OT: Things people have said to me in the past 24 hours

1. “I would love to be in your brain for 24 hours.”

2. Him, “The room smells like food.”

Me, “It smells like fish, which is particularly weird right before a panel on women’s health.”


Him, “I think I’m gonna like you.”

3. Me, “I’m off sugar.”

Them, “for how long?”

Me, “Forever? It makes me hyper and buzzy.”

Them, “You are always hyper and buzzy!”

Talk about whatever!

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