My God, it's like someone punched me in the womb and then took a wooden paddle to my ass, thighs, and calves. Even my feet are cramping!

I am clutching my heating pad for dear life, but someone please send gifs and seltzer someone sexy to cuddle with/give me a massage. Preferably a man, as I do not want to be near another uterus right now.



ETA: Did you know if you pay close attention you can actually see the uterus contracting? I'm staring at my mons/abdomen and I swear it's pulsing like something in a horror movie.