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Motivation, or lack thereof. (Something of an update)

I should get out of bed.

I've been awake for several hours, and I've left the bed once.

The rational, practical part of me says that I can't spend the entire day in bed and I need to go to the grocery store why don't I go to Trader Joe's because hey, cheap wine and good cheese and snacks?


The Other part of me says that the bed is comfortable and if I want to go to Trader Joe's, I'd need to put on a bra and pants and it's cold and rainy outside and did I mention the bed is comfortable? Also "I'll stay up and moan. Maybe I'll practice now."

ETA: Another part has chimed in with roommate will be home from her boyfriend's soon and she's so full of vim and vigor. She's probably already gone for a run and gone grocery shopping and got a haircut and went to a museum. What have you accomplished so far? Tea and toast and Psych. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Update: PaperDad seems to have a sixth sense that I'm feeling kinda shitty because he just texted me this photo

Illustration for article titled Motivation, or lack thereof. (Something of an update)

with the accompanying message "Hope you feel better with this picture! PaperDog says good morning!"

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