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Mourn for the dildo

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My rabbit died last night. Thanks for a titillating two years, bunny.

You taught me so many things about myself. You were with me in good times and bad. But yesterday, when I had a run in with exGod that left me in desperate need of your friendship, you left me. And now I have to move on without you.

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How does one discreetly dispose of a dead dildo anyway? It seems a bit weird to just toss it in the trash. And does anyone have any recomendations on replacements? This one was kind of...big...for me.

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