My rabbit died last night. Thanks for a titillating two years, bunny.

You taught me so many things about myself. You were with me in good times and bad. But yesterday, when I had a run in with exGod that left me in desperate need of your friendship, you left me. And now I have to move on without you.

How does one discreetly dispose of a dead dildo anyway? It seems a bit weird to just toss it in the trash. And does anyone have any recomendations on replacements? This one was kind of...big...for me.