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Is seriously someone you should be following on Facebook if you are not already. She is usually pretty amusing (spoiler alert: she is not actually America’s best christian), but today she NAILED it with this gem:

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Goodness me, if only Jared Fogle had sold moral superiority, like Josh Duggar, instead of sandwiches, he could have walked free and Governor Mike Huckabee would have absolved him for touching underage girls. TLC might even have offered him a fabulous TV special about his redemption by a Lord too preoccupied to stop molestations, but never too busy to forgive them afterwards! Isn’t He good to us? Well, some of us . . .



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