My 15-year-old cousin has gone missing. Apparently he left the house yesterday morning at 6:30 am, on his mountain bike. He left behind his wallet, his cell phone, and his keys. He’s been gone for 36 hours now. His frantic parents have posted him on the Facebook page for Missing People Canada.

I don’t even know where to start trying to process this kind of news.

ETA: He’s been found, alive and well and, I expect, in some serious disgrace. I have no other details at present.