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He seems like a decent enough person in real life. So I’m not knocking him as an individual, more the casting choices that enable him to play the same schlub in so many movies and constantly get the hot chick outside of his league.

Saw a trailer for “Long Shot” today, and ahh nope.

Anyways, I’m going to hang out and wait to be cast as the love interest opposite of Chris Hemsworth, Idris Elba, Chris Pine, and some other hot dudes. I’ll be sure to stop tweezing my eyebrows, getting those annoying stray hairs on my chin, wearing a decent bra and anything other than sweats, and win the hearts of these hotties based on my funny quirky character.


(I only added Idris Elba as a tag because he’s so handsome)

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