"I expect that we speak every day. I expect you to answer the phone when I call. I expect to meet your son next month. I expect our plans to be kept. These aren't luxuries; they are essentials."

Seriously, dude? I'm so tired of this bullshit. I just want to crawl under my desk and sleep for a year. I really want a drink, but not enough to move my tired body out to the car and deal with the commute home.

I NEED SOME FRIDAY FUNNIES.