I have weird boobs. One is almost a full size smaller than the other so bra shopping is a nightmare.

They never ever fit right. When I sit down, my boobs kind of pop out of the bottom. And I've been professionally fitted recently. I've never been felt up so much in my life.

Anyway, I started developing a rash under the larger one. WTF. I never got that before. And ALL OF A SUDDEN my bras are all causing scratches on the underside of my arms.

I'm too big to go braless (I'm a 44C). But for real, AAAARRRGGGHHH. JUST FIT ALREADY.