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My brain is a funny place...

In the past couple of weeks I have had the following dreams:

Having a threesome with my ex-boyfriend and a guy who explicitly told me he was gay in which both men were focused on me.

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Extremely sexy sexy-times with Michael Fassbender as Rochester in Jane Eyre.

Making out with Ron Swanson at a barbecue in front of his (ex)wives.

And the latest one: Being in a tub with Robert Carlyle.

What's happening to me?? And the better question, do I ever want it to stop?

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