It just needs to be said. He's awesome. He's going to come down at the end of August and be my witness at my divorce deposition. He paid for me to have professional movers to move my furniture last year, which was some necessary help that he had to bully me into accepting because I'm stubborn and don't like to be a bother.
He's paying the $200 my lawyer needs to start working only divorce proceedings (another bit of necessary help that I would still be fighting him about if I weren't currently $200 overdrawn on my bank account, a fact of which he is unaware and one he won't be discovering).
So, thank you Brotherbot. For being such a good brother and friend. And for knowing that your sister is a bull-headed dumbass who won't accept help when she needs it.
I declare today "Brothers are Awesome Day." Yay for brothers! Tell me about your wonderful brothers, everyone.