Butt is essentially in a holding pattern tonight, beaten into numbness by being sat on for a fifteen-hour workday. No butt-pain, no butt-exhilaration, just the indignity of bearing the cross-cross pattern of my semi-comfortable cheapish office chair like a Scarlet Butt Letter.

I'd like to thank the GT community for its outpouring of butt-support. Your messages and best wishes will surely mean a great deal to my butt when it wakes up tomorrow with a modicum of sensation having hopefully been returned to it by some blessed butt-sleep.

You guys are the best. Happy butts to you all!