I've been sitting down too long, in shorts that probably should have been washed a while ago. My butt is fairly generously padded, but I sometimes fall down on basic butt-maintenance that should be routine for most butt-operators. Weekends leave the wire butt-brush left unused, and the Mane & Butt shampoo, well, let's just say I don't need to order any more.

It doesn't make me a bad person, I hope. Just a flawed butt-caretaker, less than a perfect example of butt-husbandry. Those who walk the tangled butt-path, I think, would cast no butt-stones at a butt-wrangler of good will.

At least I hope that's the case.