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Please help me.

I had Chipotle today (mmm burritos). I decided to get red chili salsa on my burrito. Chipotle NEVER makes me sick, ever. And I like me some spicy food and have never gotten sick from anything spicy.

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EXCEPT FOR TODAY.

I cannot stop pooping. It feels like I'm shitting straight hot sauce. My mom kind of laughed at me as I crawled out of the bathroom crying "MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIYA."

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It hurts. Someone send help.

No more red chili salsa. No more red chili salsa ever.

How was everyone else's Labor Day?

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