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My daughter the arsonist

This just happened.

I’m washing dishes after dinner at the kitchen sink and my daugher is doing something behind me. I notice that she moves from the floor to directly behind me but don’t turn. After a while I become aware of a chik chik noise and turn around wondering whether I left the stove on.

My daughter is throwing lit matches into the waste bin which is set afire. Yeah. I just drop a pan filled with water that was left to soak into the bin. Thankfully it’s steel, so nothing’s happened. Except for all the matches that my daughter also threw on the floor.


Her explanation? She wanted to make the waste bin blow up. She alos just promisde to try again after I asked her not to. >:|

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